Have I mentioned how much of a clutz I am?
Seriously, I looked down and saw how horrible my legs look (never mind the pasty whiteness) with their bruises and veins.
Ask me how I got said bruises?
I have no solid idea, but I have a theory:
There must be a voodoo doll of me somewhere.....
may have been someone who tried to be chatty before my first cup of coffee.